Awesome thing today!

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bruce hall
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is this regarding star shots

Postby bruce hall » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:50 am

or what?????????????????????????????????????????????
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Dave Lindell
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Stupidest scam ever, but...

Postby Dave Lindell » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:14 pm

...if you want a star named after you and a certificate stating so and a teddy bear to cuddle, just send me $59.95. I'll send you the certificate, teddy bear and star coordinates.

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Postby PLS7393 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:42 pm

Dave Lindell wrote:...if you want a star named after you and a certificate stating so and a teddy bear to cuddle, just send me $59.95. I'll send you the certificate, teddy bear and star coordinates.


I can provide you with a similar certificate and coordinates within 1 meter accuracy, more or less. The teddy bear is extra for only $39.95 plus tax (so our state gets their share).
Keith Nofield, Professional Land Surveying
PLS 7393

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dmi
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Postby dmi » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:54 pm

WITH MY OFFER YOU GET A QUITCLAIM DEED FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTY OF SAN MATEO,SIGNED BY KEITH NOFIELD, A STAR CERTIFICATE, XYZ VALUES TO THE NEAREST METER, TEDDY BEAR,SHIPING AND TAXES INCLUDED.
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Anthony Maffia
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Postby Anthony Maffia » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:16 am

The skills & qualifications test for Teddy Bears will be held at the San Mateo fairgrounds this Saturday, June 6, 2009. The test is expected to last 4 hours. Register on site.
- Anthony Maffia, LSIT

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Anna what a Noble prize it would be!

Postby 7702 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:01 pm

Thanks for the kind thoughts, Anna, but I don't have a boyfriend.
Mark Moore, LS 7702

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Postby PLS7393 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:54 am

dmi wrote:WITH MY OFFER YOU GET A QUITCLAIM DEED FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTY OF SAN MATEO,SIGNED BY KEITH NOFIELD, A STAR CERTIFICATE, XYZ VALUES TO THE NEAREST METER, TEDDY BEAR,SHIPING AND TAXES INCLUDED.


Mr. Ince, I am in now way affiliated with San Mateo County on this offer. You imply I will be signing a document on behalf of San Mateo County, which is completely incorrect. San Mateo County is not involved.

In fact, if I get the oppertunity to sell a teddy bear, you will have to contact me at my Fremont office, as I do not conduct any business within San Mateo County, due to any potential conflict of interest.

Thank you for your understanding.
Keith Nofield, Professional Land Surveying
PLS 7393


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